Glorious Leader, may you be the bright beacon that brings enlightment to this dark age. Kneel before Glorious Leader,...
Meet the richest man in hell. Careful though, tech support can't help you with this one.
Looks like the Bandit got a little too close to Smokey. Say that in the crypt keeper's voice and you're ready to carve.
Take arms brothers and sisters! The revolution will be autotuned!
One of our scariest patterns. Don't get too close, this pumpkin will raise your taxes.
What'll you have Normie? How about your head on a platter Sam.
Heeeeeere's Johnny! Jack's back! And he's playing his most believable role yet: pumpkin.
If you thought Gaddafi was a quack, wait till you carve this pumpkin.
Looks like peanut butter, bacon, and banana sandwiches go hand in hand with depression.
A pumpkin on a pumpkin? How meta. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
Go on...kick it. You know you want to.
We are anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
You know what I love about Green Gables? The people. They all look so delicious. Don't they Clarice?
You want a lobotomy? Because i'll give you one for FREE!
If trolling trick or treaters is your thing, then this pumpkin will serve you well.
Be afraid when you see the Chucky Norris. Be very afarid when you DON'T see the Chucky Norris.
This Jack-O-Lantern crosses the line from horror to just plain sick.
The Philosoraptor wonders...what does Lady Gaga wear on Halloween?
If the original Nyan Cat didn't make any sense to you, the pumpkin version will do little to clear things up.
And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to carve the pumpkin right there with the old in-out,...
No candy? No problem. Light this lantern, and tell those snot-nosed kids you're done with the handouts.
Oh, you're talking religion. Cool story bro.
People look at me strange when I go around talking to pumpkins and other little happy things. That’s ok. Thaaaat’s just...
Don’t judge this pumpkin on appearance alone. Her shrill, mezzo-soprano screams will melt your heart.
This Jack-O-Lantern is scarier than 80% of all snakes.
I'll take the wookie in the center square. Gggggaaaaaaarrrrr. Arrrrhhhn.
Scumbag pumpkin: Looks like an amazing stencil in photo....ends up being impossible to carve.
You can take all the seeds, strings and flesh out of this pumpkin, but it will still be filled with loneliness.
Anger is one letter short of danger.
Not sure what our stencils are like? Try this one out for FREE!
Is it a cup or a kissing couple? The truth will drive you insane.
Is she an old witch or young maiden? Carve this pumpkin and celebrate an age old question!
A courtesy pumpkin. You wouldn't want anyone slipping on all that blood and gore, would you?
Bend their minds with an easter themed pumpkin on Halloween.
Wait, a nativity scene on halloween? I don't get it.
Carve yourself a slice of delicious pumpkin pie!
Carve this pumpkin, and you're doing us a huge favor. It's a working QR code that leads back to this site. Go on...help a...
The Russian version of the Rickroll finally gets its own pumpkin.
I am stencil. Why u no carve me?
Don't steal any candy. You're on closed circuit pumpkin.
What can you say about Pluto Chavez. Seriously, what can you say?
The mystery of this woman's enigmatic expression has been solved. She's in a coma.
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