Bob Ross...

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QR Code Pumpkin

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Pain Wilson

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The Classic Jack

Heeeeeere's Johnny! Jack's back! And he's playing his most believable role yet: pumpkin.

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Gaddafi Duck

If you thought Gaddafi was a quack, wait till you carve this pumpkin.

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Elvis Depressley

Looks like peanut butter, bacon, and banana sandwiches go hand in hand with depression.

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Pumpkin on Pumpkin

A pumpkin on a pumpkin? How meta. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

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Asking to be kicked

Go on...kick it. You know you want to.

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Anonymous

We are anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

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Hannibal of Green Gables

You know what I love about Green Gables? The people. They all look so delicious. Don't they Clarice?

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Lobotomy

You want a lobotomy? Because i'll give you one for FREE!

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Trollface

If trolling trick or treaters is your thing, then this pumpkin will serve you well.

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Chucky Norris

Be afraid when you see the Chucky Norris. Be very afarid when you DON'T see the Chucky Norris.

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Philosoraptor

The Philosoraptor wonders...what does Lady Gaga wear on Halloween?

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Nyan Cat

If the original Nyan Cat didn't make any sense to you, the pumpkin version will do little to clear things up.

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A Clockwork Pumpkin

And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to carve the pumpkin right there with the old in-out, real savage. 

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Candy-free Zone

No candy? No problem. Light this lantern, and tell those snot-nosed kids you're done with the handouts.

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Cool Story Bro!

Oh, you're talking religion. Cool story bro.

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Bob Ross Diptych

People look at me strange when I go around talking to pumpkins and other little happy things. That’s ok. Thaaaat’s just ok.

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Susan Boiled

Don’t judge this pumpkin on appearance alone. Her shrill, mezzo-soprano screams will melt your heart.

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Pain Wilson

This Jack-O-Lantern is scarier than 80% of all snakes.

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Wookie Goldberg

I'll take the wookie in the center square. Gggggaaaaaaarrrrr. Arrrrhhhn. 

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Scumbag Pumpkin

Scumbag pumpkin: Looks like an amazing stencil in photo....ends up being impossible to carve.

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Sad Keanu

You can take all the seeds, strings and flesh out of this pumpkin, but it will still be filled with loneliness.

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Rage Face

Anger is one letter short of danger.

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Cyclops

Not sure what our stencils are like? Try this one out for FREE!

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The cup of what?

Is it a cup or a kissing couple? The truth will drive you insane.

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Young or old?

Is she an old witch or young maiden? Carve this pumpkin and celebrate an age old question!

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Watch your step

A courtesy pumpkin. You wouldn't want anyone slipping on all that blood and gore, would you?

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Inappropriate Holiday

Bend their minds with an easter themed pumpkin on Halloween.

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Nativity Pumpkin

Wait, a nativity scene on halloween? I don't get it.

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Pumpkin Pie

Carve yourself a slice of delicious pumpkin pie!

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QR Code Pumpkin

Carve this pumpkin, and you're doing us a huge favor. It's a working QR code that leads back to this site. Go on...help a brother out.

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