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  Pain Wilson

  This Jack-O-Lantern is scarier than 80% of all snakes.

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  Gaddafi Duck

  If you thought Gaddafi was a quack, wait till you carve this pumpkin.

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  The Pumpkin Centipede

  This Jack-O-Lantern crosses the line from horror to just plain sick.

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  QR Code Pumpkin

  Carve this pumpkin, and you're doing us a huge favor. It's a working QR code that leads back to this site. Go on...help a...

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  Nativity Pumpkin

  Wait, a nativity scene on halloween? I don't get it.

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  A Clockwork Pumpkin

  And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to carve the pumpkin right there with the old in-out,...

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  Bob Ross Diptych

  People look at me strange when I go around talking to pumpkins and other little happy things. That’s ok. Thaaaat’s just...

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  Sad Keanu

  You can take all the seeds, strings and flesh out of this pumpkin, but it will still be filled with loneliness.

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  Nyan Cat

  If the original Nyan Cat didn't make any sense to you, the pumpkin version will do little to clear things up.

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  Lobotomy

  You want a lobotomy? Because i'll give you one for FREE!

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